SKU: AH456-8oz
Odorless Monster Jizz Has Entered the Chat
If you’ve ever found yourself at the mercy of a dripping, otherworldly monster cock — or just want your play to look and feel like you have — this lube is your fantasy’s best friend. Meet the Creature Slime Unscented Cum Lube — thick, gooey, water-based, and gloriously scent-free. It’s the monster cum you’ve always wanted, without the monster funk you never asked for.
First Impressions
The moment I popped open the bottle, I could already tell this wasn’t your average lube. It has this perfect creamy stretch and dribble — just thick enough to ooze from your favorite dildo and drip down your thighs like a beast just finished inside you. It’s dramatic. It’s messy. It’s 100% the mood.
And because it’s unscented, you get the visual and texture of an alien load without the weird smell that some fantasy lubes carry. It doesn’t stain, wipes off easily, and plays nice with all your toys — even your silicone beasties and suctioned hellspawn.
This is the stuff you bring out when you’re playing with tentacles, ovipositors, or monster cocks that deserve an equally intense finish.
From the Creature Cock Lab…
You want the lore? Oh, they gave us lore.
According to AlienDildo, Creature Slime is sourced from a variety of disgusting, sexy, extra-dimensional beasts:
- Space gel from Galactica 9
- Sea monster froth from deep ocean squids
- Love juice from jungle critters
- And hell’s blood from demonic dicks below
You don’t need to believe it — but when it’s smeared between your thighs, dripping from your favorite fantasy dildo, you’ll feel like it’s absolutely real.
What It’s Like During Play
It’s thick. Really thick. It stretches beautifully, clings to toys and skin, and creates that visual wetness you want in fantasy scenes. It doesn’t absorb too quickly either, so you get long-lasting glide without endless reapplication. And when it’s over, it washes away with just water — no sticky aftermath.
Whether you’re using it with a monster dildo, an egg-laying toy, or for messy jerk-off sessions that need some gooey goodness — this is the lube that completes the scene.
Product Specs
- Size: 8 oz (236 mL) — Also available in 16 oz
- Formula: Water-based, safe with all toys
- Texture: Thick, gooey, stringy, creamy
- Scent: None (hallelujah!)
- Color: Clear
- Ingredients: Purified Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, and more
- Clean-Up: Easy. Just rinse toys, wash sheets, wipe skin.
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Final Thoughts
If you’re into monster play, visual cum fantasy, or just want the best texture lube for slippery alien adventures, Creature Slime absolutely delivers. It’s thick, affordable, and clean — and at only $12.95 on AlienDildo.com, it’s the cheapest monster load you’ll ever beg for.