Why It’s Awesome
There are sex toys — and then there’s the Ursa Silicone Pussy Stroker. This is not your average hand-held stroker. It’s not “discreet,” it doesn’t look like a vagina, and it sure as hell isn’t vanilla. This is full-blown, tentacle-humping, alien abduction fantasy fuel — and I’m not ashamed to say I absolutely loved every second of it.
Let’s talk design first: the moment I unboxed Ursa, I was stunned by the gorgeous swirl of blue, green, and purple silicone wrapped around this plump, soft, pliable sleeve. At the entrance, pink tentacles curl and wiggle with squishy enthusiasm, begging to be touched (or to touch you). It looks like something from an alien zoo or the bedside drawer of a space smuggler with kinks.
Once lubed up (water-based only, always with silicone toys), I slid in slowly. The first thing I noticed? The textured tunnel is no joke. This thing grips and tugs and massages with such consistency that I had to pace myself. The ridges and bumps inside aren’t random — they’re engineered to edge you, tease you, and eventually milk every ounce of tension out of your body. And every time I thrust, those pink tentacles flicked against my base, adding a totally new sensation I didn’t know I needed.
The softness and squishiness of the premium silicone makes it incredibly forgiving. It doesn’t pinch or feel too tight — it just hugs you like it wants you. As the pressure builds, it feels like the alien entity this toy is inspired by is testing you, pushing your limits, watching you tremble under its grip. (And if you’re anything like me, you’ll be moaning things you didn’t know you could moan.)
And can we talk about roleplay? I read the product description before my first session, and holy hell did that kick my imagination into overdrive. Picture it: You’ve crash-landed on an alien world, bound and studied by a gorgeous, glowing creature with glistening tentacles and one mission — to extract every last drop of pleasure from you. Every time I used Ursa, it felt like a chapter in a freaky, filthy alien fanfic — and I was the main character.
Specs
- Length: 6.3 inches
- Width: 3.5 inches
- Insertion Depth: 4.2 inches
- Material: 100% body-safe, phthalate-free silicone
- Color: Blue, green, purple, and pink
- Texture: Internal ridges and nubs with tentacled exterior
- Cleaning: Rinse with warm water and mild toy cleaner; air dry
Final Thoughts
If you’re tired of boring, bland strokers and ready to step into your kinky, sci-fi side, Ursa Silicone Pussy Stroker is your gateway. It’s bold, it’s filthy, and it’s fun as hell. I’ve used it during solo sessions, brought it into cam play, and even used it to tease myself between edging rounds. Every time, it delivers something new.
AlienDildo.com has it in stock right now, while the usual stores are still waiting for their mothership to deliver. Best part? You’ll pay less AND get it faster.
Don’t wait for the mothership to bring you one — grab your Ursa stroker now from AlienDildo.com before it disappears into another dimension.