Why It’s Awesome
They told you unicorns weren’t real—but they were wrong. The Unicorn Glow-in-the-Dark Vibrating Silicone Dildo is living, thrusting proof that magic exists… and it’s here to absolutely wreck your mortal body in the most glittering, glorious way.
This isn’t just a toy—it’s a goddamn mythical quest. The first thing that hits you is the look: soft swirls of pink, yellow, and white like cotton candy from the dream realm. The shaft is perfectly horn-shaped with a smooth, tapered tip that eases you in gently, only to introduce a dizzying spiral of raised bumps that twist their way down like an enchanted pleasure staircase. Each ridge catches and tugs deliciously as it slides in and out, creating a truly unreal sensation.
But then—bam!—you switch on the remote-controlled vibration, and the fantasy goes full throttle. With 3 speeds and 7 deliciously chaotic patterns, this magical beast hums and pulses in a way that feels like it’s casting pleasure spells directly into your core. Whether you’re riding it solo or handing the remote to a partner, the control range gives you power—or helplessness—from across the room. I lost track of time under the sheets once the remote got into my partner’s hands. All I could do was grip the sheets and take it.
The wide, ridged base is both strap-on compatible and has a strong suction cup, which means you can play on your bed, the shower wall, or wherever your unicorn-loving heart desires. And yes—it’s fully waterproof (IPX7-rated), so it’s safe for bath play or some wet and wild slippery magic in the shower.
And let’s talk about the glow. After sitting it under a lamp for a few minutes, I turned out the lights and my jaw actually dropped. It glowed blue, purple, and yellow like a goddamn fantasy relic pulled from a fae king’s treasure chest. I legit felt like a naughty heroine in a magical girl hentai. Glowing sex toys? Sign me up forever.
Specs
- Overall Length: 7.7 inches
- Insertable Length: 6.5 inches
- Diameter (Narrowest to Widest): 0.6 – 2.1 inches
- Materials: Body-safe silicone, plastic
- Color (Light): Pink, yellow, white
- Color (Dark): Glows in blue, purple, yellow
- Vibration: 3 speeds, 7 patterns
- Remote Range: Battery-operated (strong signal!)
- Waterproof: Yes (IPX7 rating – submersible up to 30 minutes)
- Base: Textured, suction cup, harness compatible
Final Thoughts
The Unicorn Glow-in-the-Dark Vibrating Silicone Dildo is what happens when whimsy meets raw, horny need. It’s equal parts adorable and obscene—and I mean that in the best way possible. Whether you’re into fantasy roleplay, glow-in-the-dark aesthetics, or just love a toy that’s truly different, this will blow your mind (and probably your cervix too).
Between the spiraled texture, remote-controlled vibes, and the magical glow, this is the kind of toy that doesn’t just sit in your drawer—it calls to you in the middle of the night like a horny unicorn whispering, “Mount me.”
It’s in stock. It’s under $50. And AlienDildo.com has the best deal—no gimmicks, no glittery upcharges.
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