Why It’s Awesome
If you’ve ever fantasized about being taken by a glowing, god-tier sea monster with a thing for tentacle domination — first of all, same — then the Deluxe Lord Kraken is the toy you’ve been waiting for.
This toy is not your average fantasy dildo. The long, straight shaft is textured with a raised, twisting ridge that runs from base to tip — like the Kraken’s coiled power winding up your hole. And the suckers? Yes, real raised tentacle suckers down the shaft. They massage you in the most otherworldly way as you slide it in and out. Every thrust feels like a ritual to summon the sea lord himself.
Now add vibration to that and things get delightfully unhinged. You get 3 speeds and 7 wild patterns, all controllable with a sleek remote that works up to 32 feet away. So whether you’re handing power to a partner or just want to flip modes without interrupting your ride, it’s all easy access.
But the glow — oh my god, the glow. This thing charges up under UV light and then lights up like a glowing abyssal beacon in the dark. A luminous mix of pink and blue that makes every play session feel supernatural.
It also has a strong suction-cup base, so you can stick it to your floor, wall, shower — wherever you want to go hands-free while getting Kraken-fucked into oblivion. Waterproof? Obviously. It’s IPX7 rated, so bring him into your bath for a wet and wild summoning. Plus, it’s USB rechargeable (both toy and remote), because no one has time for dead batteries when the tentacles are calling.
Specs
- Total Length: 8 inches
- Insertable Length: 7 inches
- Diameter: 1.1” to 2”
- Material: Premium body-safe silicone & plastic
- Glow-in-the-Dark: Yes — pink and blue glow (UV light charged)
- Vibration Modes: 3 speeds + 7 patterns
- Remote Range: Up to 32 feet
- Waterproof Rating: IPX7 – submersible up to 30 minutes
- Rechargeable: Yes – magnetic USB (toy + remote)
- Suction Cup Base: Yes
- Color: Pink & Blue
Final Thoughts
The Deluxe Lord Kraken is more than a toy — it’s a summoning of your deepest, wettest, glowing fantasy. Whether you’re a lover of tentacle play, texture, or strong vibration, this one ticks all the boxes and then some. It stretches you, vibrates you, lights up your night, and doesn’t stop until you’ve been wrecked by the sea god himself.
So don’t waste your time with overpriced shops showing “out of stock” — AlienDildo.com has it, and they’ve got the best price online.