Why It’s Awesome:
Let’s be honest: this toy looks like it should slither out of a dark trench in the ocean and wrap around your hips. The metallic gray and silver body gives it a cold, alien beauty, but once it warms to your skin? It turns into a thick, meaty force of nature.
The tapered tip makes the first slip-in surprisingly smooth, but it widens fast — and that stretch is oh-so-good. The real star here is the rows of raised nubs along the underside of the shaft. Every bounce, grind, and slow slide sends little pulses of stimulation along your entrance and deep inside, almost like the creature is gripping you back.
The girth is no joke either. This beast is made to fill you, press into your walls, and leave you panting before you’ve even taken it halfway — literally. If you like the feeling of being stretched slowly, deeply, and with intentional texture, this dildo is basically engineered for your pleasure.
The suction cup is strong enough to take aggressive riding without popping off mid-session. Mount it to the floor, wall, shower tile, or your favorite play surface and just… sink down onto it. If you’re into fantasy roleplay or giving your partner a creature cock to wear? The harness-compatible base makes that dangerously fun.
The premium silicone feels silky, warms beautifully, and is completely body-safe. Add water-based lube and this monster becomes slick, heavy, and ready to be ridden exactly the way your holes have been craving.
Specs:
Measurements:
• Total length: 8.25 in
• Insertable length: 7 in
• Narrowest diameter: 1.7 in
• Widest diameter: 3 in
Material: Premium silicone (phthalate-free)
Color: Metallic silver & black
Base: Suction cup + harness compatible
Final Thoughts:
If you want a dildo that doesn’t pretend to be human — something thick, textured, heavy, and designed for deep fantasy play — the Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo is it. The nubs, the girth, the taper, the creature aesthetic… everything about it is crafted to push you into that “I can’t take all of it… but I want to” headspace.
AlienDildo has the best price, fast shipping, and — unlike the big box stores — they actually keep fantasy silicone toys available. If you want a monster cock that stretches you, fills you, and makes you crave the second round before you’ve caught your breath… this is the one.